So-my VT companion posted the link to "makemebabies.com"-a site where you can upload 2 pictures, and it'll smush them together and make you a "baby." I uploaded a picture of Cam & me and tried 5 different times to "make a baby." I showed Cam our flock of kids. Mid-laugh he managed to communicate the words.
"Those...are not....our children!"
"They don't...look anything...like us!
"What are they...all doing...with...blonde hair??!"
[they're not hideous. they just don't really look like us at all. AT all.]